Do you find yourself getting a little over zealous in the run up to a high five?
Are you such an enthusiastic celebrator that a common high five just doesn't cut it?
Or worse, has someone recently sat you down and explained the three second rule?
Have you found you’ve been left hangin’ more often than not?
Are more and more friends trying to ‘bring back’ the low five in your company?
Hmmm, you’ve got all the signs.
Hate to break it to you, but you are a classic highfivegrabandshaker… My sympathies.